I admit it's been something of a crusade.
Over here are companies making gloriously gorgeous phones and over there is the majority of the world putting cases on them to cover up their essential pulchritude.
Please, I understand why you use a case. You fear you might drop it. You fear it might smash on the ground. You fear there'll be repair costs. In essence, you just don't trust yourself.
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However, every time Tim Cook and his cohorts present a new iPhone, they never wrap it in cotton wool. Or, well, dull-colored plastic.
Is there a chance, then, that you could risk the true beauty of your phone being exposed to the outside world?
Apple itself has hinted it'd like you to. So now here I am to show you what happens to your iPhone if you simply toss your caution to the breezes and decide to, well, live a little.
I bought my blue iPhone 12 three years ago. I never put a case on it. Indeed, I've never put a case on any phone I've ever owned.
When it comes to using the phone or storing it, I either sit it next to me while I'm working or, when I'm going out, I slip it into my pocket. Never the back pocket, always the side pocket.
I generally hold my phone in my right hand, so I put the phone in my right-hand pocket, not considering which way it might be facing.
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Yes, I've dropped it more than once. No, it's never smashed, but wear and tear have appeared -- though in interesting, perhaps incomprehensible places.
Here, then, is what it looks like after three perfectly functional years.
In the interest of extreme objectivity, I decided not even to attempt taking cleverly disguised photos of my phone. Instead, I asked my wife to use her Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 4 -- yes, she keeps it in a case -- and present my phone, blemishes be cursed, as she sees it.
The greatest signs of decay are at the upper rear of the phone. You may theorize why. I have little idea.
Perhaps I always put the phone into my pocket with the top side facing down, but even that wouldn't exactly explain why that top side -- at the rear not the front, should have lost quite some luster.
It's not as if I keep rocks at the bottom of my pocket. It's not as if I throw my phone so that it lands first on its top side. For fun, you understand.
The sides have suffered a little too, but not evenly.
The left side -- with the screen facing toward me -- has struggled to retain its pristine sheen. The right side has barely a scratch.
I've (occasionally) wondered why. Is there something I do to exacerbate this bias? I can't immediately think of anything, but perhaps I have some unconscious habit that forces the left side of my phone to suffer far more than the right.
You might imagine, though, that the bottom might have suffered a similar degradation to the top. But it hasn't. It's in relatively fine condition.
It's not as if I'm selective about which side touches some other material and which one doesn't.
So the rich mystery of caseless phone ownership continues, with who knows how many nuances to come?
I don't believe I've treated my iPhone as anything other than a vital tool in my endless quest for human survival.
I've neither coddled it nor pandered to it.
My car has scratches too.
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At heart, I still find cases so distressingly lacking in the looks factor that I soldier on, allowing fate to impact my phone in any way it chooses.
In any, um, case, isn't one supposed to celebrate one's scars rather than conceal them?
I may not have persuaded you to release your phone from its captivity. I may have persuaded you never to consider getting your phone out of your case, even for a special occasion.
I'm here, though, to be helpful, in my own little way.
Sometimes it's worth exposing your blemishes and letting people see you -- and your gadgets -- in their natural state.